You just got hired at Hybe. What’s your job?
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You just got hired at Hybe. What’s your job?
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Gym manager
Translator 🤓☺️
Birthday cake buyer and Lego-set buyer (for Jimin)
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Bodyguard so I can smack people who try to get too close in the airport.
I have very pointy elbows that could be put to good use.
Uhm, the one who helps wipe off their sweat backstage during con/events/etc… MUA, I guess?
hair retoucher! just making sure each strand is in it’s correct place 👀
Namjoon’s personal assistant. You know, coz he’s super busy right now. I do things like water his plants, get him coffee, remind him to inflate the tires of his bike (occasionally I do this for him), drive him to places at stupid o’clock in the morning, pick up loads of books from his favorite bookstore, scour convenience stores for Pokemon bread, walk Rapmon, cook food so he doesn’t rely on takeout and ramen, and hand him his towel after his gym sessions, among other things.
Basically I’m his bitch. And also kinda his mom. And I’m okay with it
run bts editor, i think it’ll be hilarious. video editing is part of my irl job. 90% of the time it’s boring content, but occasionally i get the opportunity to let loose and have a bit of fun with it. i feel like editing run bts would be like the fun 10%.
In the IT department because that’s my real job, so I guess the skills are transferrable.
However, I’m always hanging out with the gym staff and the kitchen staff.
I’m not a music producer but I’d start work on a live album. I want the transition from dynamite into butter from PTD as well as the transition from black swan into fake love on Spotify STAT!
Lip balm applier
That staff that is always wiping their sweat and has a fan next to them so they can cool off…
Currently a data analyst, so I’d love to do work in the fan space to gauge sentiment on different products and offerings. What works or doesn’t. As a fan I’d love to see breakouts on how we spend, what we give our time to, and understand the demographic clusters
English teacher because that’s my job irl and I could constantly praise them and tell others in the Weverse comments to eff off
Realistically? Office assistant/peon
Ideally? I’m with everyone else and gonna say sweat wiper lol
Bangtan Bomb Noona
The one who needs to turn off Jungkook’s late night lives after he has fallen asleep, because I’m already always awake at the odd hours when he goes live, and I get to have a chuckle at how many people are intently watching a candle, before I turn it off 😂
Maybe one day I’ll even get a thank you from JK for my efforts.
I’m the one that applies blush on Yoongi’s cheeks for their Run BTS episodes.
My dream job? That would be joining the product team at Weverse, and help develop better UI/UX and make that app become more awesome and powerful.
Second choice would be language/localization team for Weverse, working on building an AI live translation engine, so we can have live subtitles in various language whenever they go live.
Lol I’m just very passionate about app product design, and I think Weverse can be soooo much better and become even 10x bigger than they are right now, if only the company would invest more in it.
I’m a barista upstairs so everyone at Hybe can stop by for an iced americano and a quick chat. Or call and I’ll come deliver to your office or practice room!
Chief Clown. (Maybe dog sitter)
And merch overseer/designer cause the merch lately has been 💩
A manager 😭 but maybe that’s reaching. I’ll be a trash can inside their studios if I could
No wait I wanna be in the costume department
PROFESSIONAL CUDDLER.
Yoongi’s lollipop 😏
Im the person who hold the tiny fan next to hobi after a shoot or performance
I’m a networking software developer IRL, so I’ll be beefing up the Weverse servers so they can withstand the load of millions of ARMY signing popping in for a live.
Realistically? Graphic designer
Fun answer? Yoongi transport. I’ll pull him around Hybe in a wagon.
The person who sees the comments on their Weverse Lives before they do to vet out all the demands like “Speak English” or “Sing XXX song” or whatever other things that may make them upset or uncomfortable because dear god, they are human beings and not dolls or puppets there for your amusement and I don’t understand why some people don’t get that.
I will try on clothes for Tae to check if they are breathable enough. I am very sensitive to it. And because Tae (granpa) style is not my favorite I will easily part with the items after checking them 🙂
Namjoon always has so many thoughts to share that I’d be his personal Listener. He could tell me anything and everything he wanted. I would be a sounding board for ideas and simply be someone who always wanted to hear what he had to say even if it was in fractured sentences because he’s still processing it.
I’m an ESL teacher, so I’ll have one on one lessons with each member. Some sessions are based on lesson plans and presentations, while others are more of a free-form conversation. Part of my job is to boost their confidence in speaking English and not to worry too much about making mistakes (even though I recognize that as public figures in the media, they would want to avoid mistakes at all costs). I could help them with pronunciation, teach them more slang, and generally get to know them better (that just happens with the job). Basically I get to spend time alone with them on the regular, so… 🤷🏻♀️
Yoongi’s personal hand holder
y’all seen that picture of the assistant lint rolling rihanna’s boobs? that would be me but for jimin
Hype man, instigator, rabble rouser, cook.
I’m an IRL doctor, so PHYSICAL EXAMS FOR ALL.
Can I just be the person there for emotional support? I’ll be there for hugs and to give them snacks!