amala83 on July 19, 2023 Heβs really pissed https://preview.redd.it/y8nxq2u0bucb1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41ba396b3a481c3c33f347e55d71e3c8234d8aba
Aggravating-Card8747 on July 19, 2023 *whispers* All you can eat crab boil, baby … … … … I’m an evil person π
Anxious_Stuff4973 on July 19, 2023 I said ‘ reading books makes me sleepy’ Jk, I actually like to read
GX_TyrannosaurusFlex on July 19, 2023 Pointed at his favorite painting and said, “Psh, I could’ve done this.”
OnlyGalaxy-NoIPhone on July 19, 2023 …put his books away that were stacked up in piles on the floor…oops!
redapplepiee on July 19, 2023 Made him a nice 3 course dinner, nice wine. Then served mint chocolate ice cream for dessert. π
SnooRabbits5620 on July 19, 2023 Popped out kids that have jawlines that can cut glass ππππ€π€π€
IShineBangStan on July 19, 2023 I put cold drinks on his expensive af George Nakashima table, you know, the one in the studio? And I didn’t use coasters
blanketgoblin1317 on July 19, 2023 Walk into the room, boomblaster on shoulder blasting expensive girl
Objective_Meeting_17 on July 20, 2023 I told him he got seaweed salad stuck in his teeth and now he’s tryna take it out
ProfessorHot8199 on July 22, 2023 Turn around and the run the other way as far as I can and as fast as I can
Heβs really pissed
https://preview.redd.it/y8nxq2u0bucb1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41ba396b3a481c3c33f347e55d71e3c8234d8aba
*whispers*
All you can eat crab boil, baby
… … … … I’m an evil person π
Mentioned “Expensive Girl”
I broke your bicycle
Cracked a joke about losing his passport
I said ‘ reading books makes me sleepy’
Jk, I actually like to read
Pointed at his favorite painting and said, “Psh, I could’ve done this.”
I kicked Koya
Might have said βat least I can driveβ during an argument
…put his books away that were stacked up in piles on the floor…oops!
Spilled coffee all over his $18k wood table 
I reorganized his book collection
Gave him a big knife and asked him to cut up an entire chicken.
Made him a nice 3 course dinner, nice wine.
Then served mint chocolate ice cream for dessert.
π
Popped out kids that have jawlines that can cut glass ππππ€π€π€
I put cold drinks on his expensive af George Nakashima table, you know, the one in the studio? And I didn’t use coasters
Told people education is not important
Eating mint choco
Walk into the room, boomblaster on shoulder blasting expensive girl
I told him that I didn’t study for my final exam
I gave him Mint Choco instead of Pistachio
I gave him Mint Choco instead of Pistachio
Told him crabs arenβt cute, they freak me out.
I told him he got seaweed salad stuck in his teeth and now he’s tryna take it out
Turn around and the run the other way as far as I can and as fast as I can